what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
“Don’t forget me”
“I won’t remember anything else”
Dearest Calzona Gods that be…don’t let this be their last kiss.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
The invasion has begun.
they look like a football team coming out the locker room

